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Fortshite Gamer

A person who plays fortnite all day and cranks 90's. Is either a child under 10 or a school drop out.
Mum "Jimmy come down for dinner"

Jimmy "Mum shut the fuck up I am playing fortnite!"
Mum "Why is my son a fortshite gamer"
by good evening pedophiles January 26, 2021
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fertspit

The act of spitting in a cup and testing the saliva with Litmus paper to determine one's prime time to get knocked up.

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My old lady fertspit purple so I'm going to hit it in the rear tonight, perhaps even hockey style.
by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008
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fertspitter

A woman who spits in a cup in the morning to determine her level of fertility.

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That megabeast up front is the only fertspitter I've ever known.
by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008
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fartsmoke

Catch a whiff of my fartsmoke
by Ron Paul Rules Your face June 3, 2009
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fartspeak

A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."
EXAMPLE:

"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."

"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.

"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."

"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."

"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"

"'Fartspeak'?"

"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.

-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.
by Dinkum September 4, 2013
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fartstagram

The act of recording your own flatulence and instant messaging it to others.
Did you get that fartstagram Bridgett sent?

OMG! Yes, I think she shit herself!
by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015
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Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.
Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!
by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015
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