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Oyster farming

The insertion of one’s finger into a nostril to remove a freshly grown oyster from the nasal cavity.

The freshly harvested Oysters are then gently rolled to create nose opals.

Nose opals are then flicked or eaten as a delicacy.
Get your finger out and stop oyster farming”, “I just went oyster farming” “stop oyster faming”
by Palegnip July 1, 2022
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circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.
Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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Farmington High School

Farmington High School, located in Hartford County, Connecticut is known mainly for the obscenely wealthy population of stuck up assholes. Known to have one of the most absurd pep rally's in the entire country that received national coverage, it's ironically not uncommon for people to sit around all night doing nothing but hanging out with their family while watching a Disney film in their personal movie theaters. When rare social gathers do occur it often consists mainly of single-gendered groups playing BP together until the first person passes out and cries and needs to have their stomach pumped. One upside of Farmington is their highly regarded boys soccer team coached by the legend himself, Steve Waters. Cliques are quite common and your entire social status in high school may be determined by your first friend in kindergarten.
Farmington Breh 1: Yo dude did you pick up the lastest Air Max 90's?!

Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.

Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.
by JB Dinosaur November 14, 2009
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farging bastage

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.
"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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farting around

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.
by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003
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Fapkin

a napkin, tissue or any type of soft paper used to ejaculate in
"Man I got fapkins all over my floor, cause I havent had sex all week"
by Misanthrope1920 November 17, 2009
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bret farvin'

Dude tanner and i were Bret Farvin' last night at ODU, i don't think anyone realized we were 25.
by Nick865 December 26, 2007
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