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flappity

"Flappity" is a very versatile word. It can denote a negative or a positive mood or state. In the positive context, "flappity" involves excitement, extreme joy, and an uncanny desire to let everyone around you know of your elation.

In the negative context, "flappity" involves anxiety, conflicts, over-exaggerated anger, and an uncanny desire to let everyone around you know of your unhappiness and/or grumpiness. It is also often used to describe a person who is part of or the cause of a to-do.

Alternately, "flappity" can be used to describe a person who is literally flapping one's arms about or who is using a "flappity" sort of object, such as a flag.

Verbal use of the word "flappity" often involves jazz hands, although this is of course optional. The motion is very helpful in explaining the definition of "flappity" to another person.

Also known as "getting one's panties in a twist." Other forms of the word include "flappiness," "flappiest," and "flap."
Jason is without a doubt the flappiest person I've ever met in my life. By far. He's getting flappity right now, actually. More flappity by the minute.

Kristen and Jennifer got so flappity with each other last night!

Did you see all the flappity emails about the deadlines that weren't met? I've never seen so much flap at work in my life!

Sally's mom found her vibrator. Much flappiness ensued.

Flag day is one of the flappiest days of the year.
by Rachel Moore and Jason Flynt January 10, 2009
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Fappin'

Fappin': Equivalent to words such as "smashing", "amazing" and the like.

Also means to yank ones penis ever so sensually.
Bubba: That's a FAPPIN' new pair of shoes you got there!
Jonathan: Why thank ye! I love fappin' while wearing these fappin' shoes!
by Pammy Pop April 17, 2014
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Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened
Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.
by sirderpalot July 3, 2012
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Fappet

The last state of ejaculate when the ejaculate has become frothy and light vigorous masturbation has been had and you're running on empty.
"Dude!" "I fapped so much last night, that by the time I was done I was shooting FAPPET!"
by haze19 November 11, 2009
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fappitoe

The fapping of ones toe.
I got tired of masturbating so i decided to fappitoe.
by Are you sure about that? January 26, 2017
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Fappetizer

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*
*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.
by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014
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Fappet

1. A guy who faps or 2. lives on fapping when he got no chicks. All guys are fappets
Dude! the neighbor who moved in recently is a big time fappet.
by RexUrban February 4, 2015
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