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Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.
1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!
by Kamakazai November 11, 2009
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Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
by feeldasteel October 15, 2008
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fallin

1. (Falling.) "Fallin" in love; "Fallin" for a girl/guy; Well on your way to falling in complete and total love with someone.

2. The highest form of the slang word "trippin'."
1. "I think I'm fallin for you, girl." ♥

2. Alexa: "Look at that girl stressin out over there! She is trippin!"

Gabby: "Oh, she's not trippin, she is FALLin."
by allisonbabii1 March 1, 2010
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flailing

This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.
"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."
by Pitgirl March 30, 2008
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Flailing Arms Girl

Informal title of the skinny bitch that won't shut up. Given the title Flailing Arms Girl becuase of the lateral swinging motion of her arms when she is ranting. Known for incredible stupidity and being excessively loud. See also Susan
"Man, look at Flailing Arms Girl go, she's dumber than a bag of assholes!"

"Sometimes, hearing the thoughts of others is such a chore, and I'm like, GO AWAY TELEKINESIS!"
by BobbyBill$ November 29, 2004
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fairing off

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. "Fairing off" pretty much means calming down, or clearing up when it comes to weather. Used if the weather has been pretty bad recently.
"Hey, do you think the rain's gonna fair off today?"

"I think it's been pretty much fairing off over the last two days. Maybe it'll be faired off enough to have a picnic tomorrow."
by Joshua Squires July 16, 2006
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Failwin

A failwin means that you're not sure if it is a fail, a win or a fail so epic that it's a win or a win so epic that it's a fail.
"I just took a quiz that said I was 100% evil!"
"Win! No...Fail! no...FAILWIN!"
by Musique_Nerdfigher August 15, 2009
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