by Micromist March 27, 2004
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When you wake up in the middle of the night with an elderly woman (or man) underneath the covers next to you, staring at you with an amused grin while fondling your genitals.
by avsky January 28, 2010
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Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry
by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011
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Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
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PersonA: Can you believe Mikey Way is getting hotter and hotter while his brother is slightly turning into an elderly gay turtle?
Example2
Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
Everyone: "Same Frank we miss him too"
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