Many have theorized that an ancient tribe of Indians kept the city East Wenatchee a secret from others, knowing the n00bz of Wenatchee would some day try and rise superior to East Wenatchee. No longer able to contain the perplexive mass of epicness, the Indians released the city into existence on February 28, 1935. The humans who lived thereafter in East Wenatchee, were granted with all-powerful endowments of magnificent proportions.
East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.
The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.
East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.
Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.
East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.
The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.
East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.
Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.
John: "Did you hear? China just had a 9-day traffic jam!"
Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."
John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"
Zack: "*"
Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."
John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"
Zack: "*"
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