nigligent discharge

A black on black shooting.

Tyrone suffered from a nigligent discharge and died after stealing Trayvons watermellon flavored jolly ranchers.

by JewishEasterBunny December 2, 2013

dine n ditch

To leave a restaurant without paying for you meal, usually running out the door.

john and angel dine n ditched dennys.

www_youtube_com/watch?v=4fJAfxiolOM

by jdizzelfashizzel May 11, 2009

Ditchkin

A credulous creationist ignorant of evolutionary theory who deals in logical fallacies and strawman arguments. A follower of Harun Haya, Eric Hovind, Ray Comfort and other similar charlatans.

"To deny the truth of Creationism is to deny the Word of God Himself. If you don't accept God, you will be condemned to Hell to suffer for eternity."
No logic. No argument. No reason. No intelligence. Just bigotry and self-righteousness. I am a Ditchkin, the Bible tells me so.

by chiggler May 27, 2009

Dishonorable Discharge

Stinky, runny diarrhea.

#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.

by Flying Meteor Man August 29, 2012

Ditch Chicken

A child who plays in the drainage ditch in a trailer park, popping their heads up as cars drive by.

As soon as the snow melts and the ditch starts filling with water, the Ditch Chickens are there playing.

by amywarhol May 12, 2011

celestial discharge

DEATH! Especially from a hospital or an institutional setting like a long term care facility!

Nurse A: (@ shift break): Any update on Betsy Ross.
Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.
Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!

by hipczech2 March 11, 2009

dipschwau

The new AMERICAN cuss word. Lighter than the usual four letter derogatory terms. Use it at school, at home, in your place of worship. It makes no religious or racial statement. Its a P.C. cuss for a P.C. world. Used as an adjective, it allows you to express just how inept, stupid or clueless you feel a person, place or thing is.

" I can't believe you canceled HBO, you fucking dipschwau!"

by Cook Brothers Racing September 5, 2008