Those really annoying pieces of shit that get caught in your ass hairs and get stuck; they then proceedt to avoid the wiping and get all hard and turn into little turd balls, that must me torn out at a later time.... very painful...
by Jeremy Pearce February 23, 2004
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A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
by Wicked665 July 22, 2006
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When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.
by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008
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J.C.-Did she just walk into the door?
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass
by daniroo March 24, 2009
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Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
by bobbybvb December 22, 2009
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Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."
Keyless "Elaborate."
Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."
Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."
Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."
Keyless "Elaborate."
Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."
Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."
by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011
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