double headed dildo

A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.

Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!

by Vagerna August 13, 2007

Dildo of Consequence

The severe shafting experienced after an illegal, immoral invasion.

Russian trolls experienced the Dildo of Consequence, which arrived unlubed, in the Kerson region of Ukraine

by Anglo Saxon Fella November 13, 2022

Dildo Farm

A place where little baby dildos grow up to be big strong dildos

Elizbeth, you are a big fat dildo farm.

by Sex Monkey 200 April 29, 2009

Dildo Light Show

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.

Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.

by Picklesrtasty October 30, 2010

Dildoscular

Relating to or similar to a dildo

You may say something like this to a friend or person you know “Mathias you are so dildoscular” or you may say “that is so dildoscular”

by Mathiasisdildoscular December 23, 2018

President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.

My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.

Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.

by ihatemimes June 19, 2007