diddley fuck

To do absolutely nothing of importance for a period of time.

"What have you been up to?"
"Who me? I've been up to sweet diddley fuck"

by Rex Breakfast April 25, 2016

diddle drawer

The female equivalent to a spank bank. Where a women sees a hot guy, and later pleasures herself to the thought of him.

He's so hot... definitely going in the diddle drawer!

by Eastcoastislander June 6, 2016

diddle johnson

Likes to play with penis

Dj likes to diddle Johnson

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle

Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."

by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018

diddle-fart

Someone or something that is insanely weird and or stupid

My sister Rose is a massive diddle-fart

by Gangbanger2001 March 4, 2018

Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.

Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

diddlehole

The hole in the crotch of one's pajamas or other type of lounging pants that allows said person to diddle themselves without removing them.

Susan discovered a hole in the crotch of her pants and realized she could use it as a diddlehole.

by twin88 March 11, 2023