Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by a particularly dedicated avoidance of anything that could function as a dildo coupled with intrusive recollections of bad dildo experiences, sometimes to the point of becoming entirely celibate.

I knew that he was suffering somehow, much more than he let on, and so as I quickly grabbed the cucumber at the market, I saw him flinch and this led me to surmise that he was likely suffering with a bad case of Posttraumatic Dildo Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

dildocake

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult

She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!

by probie November 15, 2005

Frozen shit dildo

When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.

Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?

by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017

dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008

Dildo

Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.

go run to your dildo bitch

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Dildo

A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"

Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.

by Rick "The Stick" Keswick November 14, 2004

dildo

the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off

OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo

by Big Fino April 24, 2003