Cyber Docking

While Skyping, rubbing one's cock against the computer screen while your partner also does the same. Must be done to completion to count as true Cyber Docking.

Yo bro, I just engaged in cyber docking with my homey in London. Now my monitor is a mess.

by Dr. Awesome23 April 12, 2011

limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

Boob Docking

When two bare chested women align nipples and breast meat and cascade the breast together forming a "boob dock"

Jasmine and Elektra had one helluva a boob docking last night on stage 3!

by OLBaID October 17, 2012

Hip Dicking

Happens when you are fucking a girl whose hip pops in and out of the socket while she is riding him. It makes a noise like cracking your knuckles and it can be painful when your the guy is thrashing you.

I can´t walk, I got hip dicked last night.

I was banging my girl so hard that her hip dicking woke the neighbors.

To punish my girlfriend I hip dicked her.

by phat oreo February 14, 2009

Double Docking

The act of two uncircumcised men placing the head of their penis's inside the foreskin of the other penis at the same time.

Patty injured his foreskin while double docking Wilke.

by Dockee December 9, 2008

Ducking up the finish

Celebrating before actually crossing the finish line/goal line; resulting in an embarrassing loss or inability to score on what should be an easy score.

Man, the University of Oregon keeps ducking up the finish. Did you see that University of Oregon runner start celebrating before he crossed the finish line. He ended up losing to another runner because he was celebrating before he had actually won the race.

by Jerry's stinky finger April 13, 2015

dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

by boolat June 10, 2018