Dawson

To get drunk, consume rather large amounts of alcohol

Let's go get dawsoned tonight

by Wigsy January 12, 2009

Jack Dawson

Jack Dawson is the ULITIMATE boyfriend/husband anyone can ask for!
Buttttttt........ HE’S MINE!
No one can have him but me.
I’m just making it clear!
:)

“Have you met my boyfriend?”
“No, who is he?”
“Jack Dawson :)”
“OMG I WISH I WAS YOU!!!”

by JackDawsonsGirlfriend March 21, 2020

Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is the best fucking YouTuber of all fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He make hilarious videos on his 3 channels: ShaneDawsonTV, ShaneDawsonTV2,and Shane. He might also be getting/has his own TV shown on a TV network.
Known as Shane, S-Deezy, Shanaynay, Aunt Hilda, Shane's Mom, Ned the Nerd, Paris Hilton, and others. His real name is Shane Yaw. The last name "Dawson" is a pseudonym, because whenever he was trying to get casted for movies,the directors would think he was chinese, and most movies dont have chinese people in them, so he wouldnt get casted. SHANE DAWSON RULES BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: "Is Shane Dawson gay?"

Person 2: "NO, YOU CUM-GUZZELING FUCK RAG!"

by S-DEEZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 11, 2011

Mark Dantonio

Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.

MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.

by XYZ1000 August 5, 2011

alex dawson

An absolutely gorgeous porn star who starred in such memorable films as Assablanca, Saving Ryan's Privates, and Back Door Sluts IIV.

Also known as "Alexxx" and "A-licks"

I sure hope mom doesn't walk into the room while Alex Dawson's on the screen...

by tinamay88659 April 24, 2006

Shane Dawson

Verb; to rub your penis along your cat’s belly until you cum all over it

If my cat doesn’t stop acting up, I swear to god I’ll Shane Dawson her.

by crazaycatto March 18, 2019

Richard Dawson

Richard Dawson, Noun:
1.) Host of Family Feud from 1976-1985, he was famous for groping the contestants, cracking witty and sometimes corny jokes, groping the contestants, sleeping with the contestants, kissing the contestants, and sometimes travelling through time. Was incredibly popular and remembered to this day.

2.) Killed Ray Combs.

3.) Appeared on Match Game from 1973-1978. All female contestants wanted to have sex with him

4.) Was "Newkirk" on "Hogan's Heroes" from 1965-71 and from 1971-73 was a regular on "Laugh-In"

Richard Dawson, Verb:
To kiss anyone, have sex with them or be charming.

1.) "Survey Says!"
2.) "I'm totally gonna Richard Dawson this chick"

by Chuck Doogin April 30, 2007