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Dawsoned 

to imbibe horrendous amounts of booze, which results in you behaving in a manner completely contrary the values you subscribe to in day to day life.
1) Let's get fucking dawsoned so I can wake up on some random couch, wearing a dress, with dicks drawn all over my face.

2) I was dawsoned last night, father, which is why I'm here to confess my sins
Dawsoned by xoxox11A December 8, 2010
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shane dawsoned 

someone who has came in and on their cat
Bro, did you hear about Kris? Word is he shane dawsoned (past tense) his cat
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Dawsonesque 

Typically used of a television show. Of or resembling the characters, events, writing style, or unique elements of the Dawson's Creek television series.
Many parts of that new series "The O.C." strike me as particularly Dawsonesque; especially the friendship between Seth and Ryan, as it parallels the relationship between Dawson and Pacey.
Dawsonesque by President Handell January 13, 2005

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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