dirty cranky

When you pop a cranky in your butthole (boof it) rather than consume via oral route.

Bing decided to do a dirty cranky today on her walk to Poland.

by Bingholio October 15, 2022

Sticky crawly

Stripping naked and Smothering your testicles in honey then locating an ants nest then sitting on it while cranking that hog (masturbating)

Stumbled upon an ants nest last night, couldn’t help myself from chucking a quick sticky crawly

by Stickyman October 4, 2025

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012

little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 27, 2014

Miller's Cranny

During love-making one partner empties a bottle of Miller's Genuine Draft into their lover's anus. The Miller's is then heartily drank.

Had a great Miller's Cranny last night with Emily.

by Bard_ July 29, 2017

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023

Mr. Cranky

The God Of Cranks And Frequently Talks To Children, Giving Them Wisdom In Helloburp Games. Unconfirmed Theory Is That He Is A Simp. He Is Also An Animator And Artist, And He Sucks At It.

Bruh Mr. Cranky Is The Best Animator Ever
Ik Right

by anonymous October 26, 2020