constipootion

the random poop you get while being constipated.

I had a really weird constipootion back there in the bathroom.

by paddymac1 April 17, 2011

constapoo

The pebble like turdlets you force out with great effort when you are severely constipated.

"Dude I couldn't shit for like a week, and when I finally forced some shit out, all I could do was constapoo."

by Libdem June 1, 2016

Constibooftion

The set of rules that all boofmeisters must abide by.

I was recently reading the constibooftion in order to gain knowledge on my rights as a boofmeister

by Booflord December 8, 2020

Constinuous Horniness.

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.

Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.

by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010

Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.

person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)

by dave829 June 16, 2011

Constipenning

Exhibiting an appearance of chronic constipation. Commonly employed by the actor Sean Penn.

Joe: Bro, you need some senokot?

Bartholomew: Nah dawg I'm just constipenning.

by IRockJohnDoe September 1, 2013

Constipidity

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity

"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity

by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015