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stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.
Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.
by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020
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comedian

Person 1: who's your favorite comedian?
Person 2: Dane Cook
Person 1: He's a total laughter whore
by Dioxybenzone September 12, 2010
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Cambodian Meat-Puppet

Noun. Origins, Cambodia, during Nam don't ask....Traditional rite of passage (see also Cambodian Flesh Hoagie Rodeo, Only Grade D) When a Flacid penis is transformed into a marinade so that the urethra is slighty to extremely horizotally fixed into the oblong Cambodian Slit-EYE.
Exhibit A: I got a fever, and the only cure is the one and only Cambodian Meat-Puppet.
Exhibit B:
by Necron ? Perez September 14, 2009
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cambodian cabbage patch

When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.
xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.

Linda: What did you say

xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it
by someguy379 November 19, 2006
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cambodian cunt cake

where you take a women's miscarriage bake it in the oven where it becomes bread then feed it to the women
a woman after having a miscarriage was sad and very hungry so her best friend put the miscarriage in the oven and gave it to her afterwords. which intern is a cambodian cunt cake
by joey and danny October 20, 2008
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commotional

A word to describe the feeling one has when surrounded by commotion.
I left that bar because it was so crowded and noisy, I felt commotional.
by Snovas February 20, 2009
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Cambodian Hamock

The cambodian hamock is when you and your bro perform the syberian clutch and the hungarian hamock to some girl at the same time for full penetration.
by C.I.C May 1, 2009
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