Thot clots

A female's period/menstruation. That time of the month for a thot.

Gurllll I can't sleep with Conrad tonight because I'm on my thot clots.

by A~lion~s June 2, 2018

keester cluster

A cluster of objects that are inside a person's keester

JH is an execptional outdoorsman with Celiac's. He keeps a carabiner and a loaf of gluten free bed in his keester cluster....

by AxonL May 12, 2018

Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Pro clubs

A game mode in fifa that honestly makes you feel the need to boot 2 incest Down syndrome dwarfs down a flight of stairs just to stay sane.

When a Curtis has the ball in pro clubs you want to strangle the life out of his body.

by Your fat mother lol May 25, 2022

state of cluster fuckism

when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the hell highway going towards the town of cluster fuck.

me: "dude im totally entering a state of cluster fuckism"
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."

by mac d. hookah April 27, 2011

Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.

I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.

by steveo1544 May 28, 2011

nill your chuts

A switching of the first letter sounds in the first and last words of "chill your nuts."

Used to tell someone to calm down. Also it is in the same class as nill your chipples.

Late Guy: "I'm gonna be late for that concert!"
Instigator: "Your mom was late after I was through with her."
Late Guy: (ALL CAPS RAGE) "RAAAAAWGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Instigator: "Dude, nill your chuts!"

by mrrandom2277 July 8, 2011