When you clench your butthole to stop liquid fire from shooting out, but then your anus locks up like a charlie horse and you have to pry your hole open with a crowbar.
Jimmy: man my ass locked up in a juicy clench last night and my mom had to help me pry it open with a golf club.
by tyrionsrighthand69420 May 1, 2019
Get the Juicy Clench mug.When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.
Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.
Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.
Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *
Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”
Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”
Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”
Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”
Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
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When you fart but your butt cheeks form a seal to prevent the gas from escaping and you clench your cheeks hard enough to push the gas back up your anus. Can be repeated multiple times.
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Get the Carpet clenchers mug.The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.
Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.
by scum bucket April 1, 2021
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Get the Belgian Hand Clencher mug.(1) Abbr. Cliche
(2) A generic filler word that can be used in a multitude of situations, ranging from vulgar to commonplace.
(3) The skin located in the crook of the knee.
(2) A generic filler word that can be used in a multitude of situations, ranging from vulgar to commonplace.
(3) The skin located in the crook of the knee.
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