One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.
Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.
Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.
Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.
by coastmonkey July 25, 2008
The rash that forms on the choadal region caused from the constant slapping and rubbing of sweaty balls.
by Tainted Choad August 31, 2007
A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.
"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"
by Alice Crowely January 08, 2009
by Matt July 24, 2004
Usually found after failing to take a shower before a vigorous workout or long day in the sun, Choad Butter is the extrememly foul-smelling combination of shit and sweat that accumulates in the Choadal area. Usually well known to persons of girth or filth.
by Mr Bubblesworth July 03, 2006
when your legs stick together causeing your choad to become irritated and your choad needs to get fresh air and be allowed to dry the sweat it has acquired.
by Jeff Beanard September 03, 2006
by Sanger July 01, 2005