Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.
Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.
by coastmonkey July 25, 2008
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Choad Rash

The rash that forms on the choadal region caused from the constant slapping and rubbing of sweaty balls.
Bruce gave Elton Choad Rash from the hour long ass pounding in the sauna.
by Tainted Choad August 31, 2007
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Choad Waffle

A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.
by Alice Crowely January 08, 2009
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choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.
Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.
by Matt July 24, 2004
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choad butter

Usually found after failing to take a shower before a vigorous workout or long day in the sun, Choad Butter is the extrememly foul-smelling combination of shit and sweat that accumulates in the Choadal area. Usually well known to persons of girth or filth.
Dude, this choad butter reeks!
by Mr Bubblesworth July 03, 2006
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choad dance

when your legs stick together causeing your choad to become irritated and your choad needs to get fresh air and be allowed to dry the sweat it has acquired.
What christian does at work before he can walk to get something, this is the choad dance.
by Jeff Beanard September 03, 2006
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Choads ahoy

expression

when a choad is sighted.
She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.
by Sanger July 01, 2005
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