Chespainosexual

A person who has strong, sometimes sexual feelings towards microwaves

Omg did you see the way the chespainosexual looked at that microwave?

by Things that annoy me 161 February 18, 2019

Chimp moment

Noun: An an event or action that insinuates the likeness of a chimp

Bruh, your dad died? Kinda a chimp moment ngl

by An actual ape April 27, 2020

Chimpofile

Resultant species from cross breeding a Chimpazee and an agressive sexual predator.

Species was developed in the late 1970's at a time where ethics in the scientific community was yet to develop a rhobust set of legal guidelines.

"Half primate, half inmate, it's the Chimpofile.

"Chimpofile, chimpofile ,you make the gaylord monkeys smile."

by Marvindacat December 23, 2019

Chimp pimpin

The chad of all pimps and chimps

Dam that guy be Chimp pimpin

by Chimp pimpin January 26, 2021

chimp.mp4

Literally the best person to have been spawned ever.
Being mutuals with this person on TikTok is the same as being a saint.

“chimp.mp4 is the perfect human specimen”

by Amogus May 2, 2021

Chimping

Acting in such an unruly manor that ones actions are more comparable to a chimpanzee than a human. Often associated with high alcohol consumption.

Cade got way too drunk last night and started chimping around the bar until the bouncer kicked him out

by Funkymonkey_Maurice May 15, 2021

Chimp Temple

A group of bored rich millionaires throwing away half of their life savings to buy mediocre and haphazardly made NFTs. Most notably, those with an appearance similar to anything simian or monkey-like in nature.

Rich People Twitter had turned from literal bored rich guys spending their lives away to buy gold dipped steaks, to becoming a literal chimp temple.

by alvinandthechimplets November 17, 2021