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cheap dick 

funny name for the band 'cheap trick'
cheap dick by rockernroller July 14, 2009
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Cheap ass 

One who helps him/her self to anything that someone else paid for and hides everything he/she bought.

Example; Invited to a dinner, eats more than their share and don't mind going back and taking the last serving or ask if they can take the rest home with them.

Staying with someone for a few days or weeks. Use the Hosts toiletries when they have their own.

Comes up with a cock-mania story about their vehicle and ask to use yours. Burns out the gas and does NOT replace it.

When you finally see you are being taken advantage of, you stop making things available for them. Then they start calling you a "tight ass".
Cheap ass by Shineon August 20, 2013

Cheap Irish Bastard 

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

cheap cheater 

street slang for cocaine; also known as cheddar
The two college aged boys stayed up all night snorting cheap cheater.

Cheap as Chicken 

When something is so ridiculously cheap that the only thing you can think to compare it to is chicken.
Friend: Wow look at that hat, it's 95% off!

You: Man! That's cheap as chicken!!
Cheap as Chicken by Charliecat1998 February 8, 2012

Cheap shit 

When you live in a box but can’t protect your money because you’re “on a budget”.
Ugh... cheap shit Stephen...