Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005

"Chopping up

giving someone head

I saw you chopping up that guy at the party

by loverchicky February 17, 2004

Chopping McGregors

Tickiling someone for an unreasonable amount of time on the neck until they can't take it and while they are distracted, strike them with one (or two) swift blows to the kidneys or surrounding areas.

Just wait until Brooke gets here, she loves Chopping McGregors!!

by Jules Smooter February 12, 2010

Ball clapping

ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise

Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping

by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016

Ass clapping

the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.

Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.

by Mathew Green August 10, 2016

Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

choppington

choppington is a small shit hole in north east england, the population mainly consists of inbred mutants who feed off the spunk produced by bulls. Inbreeding is a big problem in this area and 4/5 kids have more than 4 limbs. No other creature lives witin 50 miles of choppington, mainly because of the smell, but also vicious rapings which happen often in the area.

'choppington' a real horrible place

by sam plank January 12, 2012