Salty Coconut

A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.

by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017

Australian Coconut Water

When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison

Ryan attended this years Australian Coconut water festival

by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023

load-bearing coconut

A seemingly unnecessary file in a computer program, which causes the entire program to stop working for unknown reasons when it is removed. The term originates from an online hoax about an image of a coconut in the files for Team Fortress 2, which supposedly caused this problem when deleted.

Windows is such an unoptimized mess under the hood, but it's probably impossible to fix it because it might be full of load-bearing coconuts.

by blue_heart January 29, 2023

Coconut

A very sweet tropical fruit.

I love coconuts and the milk is delicious

by Saints September 25, 2003

coconut penis

A flavor of an energy drink for Asian homosexuals that appeared on "The Office".

whats up bruv is that the coconut penis flavor for that new energy drink

by eddiehof January 16, 2018

cecunjanin

When you find somebody with this last name, you’ll automatically receive a feeling that your protected and that nobody can hurt you while that person is there. They can be the most nicest people you’ll ever meet, but the second someone tries to hurt them or somebody they love, they will turn into an unstoppable beast that nobody can destroy. This last name is originally from Albania, it was previously “Cecunja”, but during WW1, all of the “Cecunja’s” migrated to Montenegro and changed it to “Cecunjanin”. This last name is also known for having very large penises and a lot of strength built into them. They all drive either a Mercedes, Bmw, or Audi nothing more.

“Oh my god, there’s a Cecunjanin across the street, I have got to take a picture with him, maybe even marry him!!!!”

by Cecunjanin February 4, 2019

Cevon

A strong courageous individual who will steal your girl with little to no problem. If she is with you and doesnt leave you, she's fantasizing about him. If she's fucking you, she's thinking about him. This guy is a banger.

Woah, that guy over there is a cevon. They call him mister steal yo girl.

by IL for days January 31, 2020