a name given to special pants for people who are stressed at work. supposedly petting cats makes one less stressed. said pants are more like chaps with fur that you can wear over your smart clothes.
by candice rugg (catpants rugg) September 4, 2006
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Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
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How to get into Catland you say? it is quite simple. first you need to pet your feline friendo, and when you acquire enough catpoints, the portal to Catland opens. Once in Catland, make sure to greet every cat you come across and pet them. having cat-related gear, be it in games or in real life, grants you bonus catpoints. You can use the catpoints you've got saved for treats and such.
How to get into Catland you say? it is quite simple. first you need to pet your feline friendo, and when you acquire enough catpoints, the portal to Catland opens. Once in Catland, make sure to greet every cat you come across and pet them. having cat-related gear, be it in games or in real life, grants you bonus catpoints. You can use the catpoints you've got saved for treats and such.
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Get the carlanton mug.Just about as equivalent as a "cause i said so". This will usually happen when your attempting to do something and any person that is above you will just shit on your life on anything you try to do ever. This is usually backed up with a BIG bowl of bullshit.
Teacher: "Alright class we will be having a new seating chart"
You: "Can i sit in the back"
Teacher: "No you cant."
You: Why Not?
Teacher: "Cause I have seen you mess around a lot."
You: When?
Friend: "Don't fight it, you have just got catalan-ed."
You: "Can i sit in the back"
Teacher: "No you cant."
You: Why Not?
Teacher: "Cause I have seen you mess around a lot."
You: When?
Friend: "Don't fight it, you have just got catalan-ed."
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Callandra is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S 😍
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