concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 June 19, 2016

vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy

Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.

by vagcanoe69 November 6, 2018

anal canoe

When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.

Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.

by AbellaAnderson April 25, 2017

beaver canoe

Like a motorboat, only lower.

I was feeling adventurous so I went for down a beaver canoe.

by bigarmsimmy January 20, 2014

The Oklahoma Canoe

Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.

This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.

by Mr.JM March 6, 2022

canoe dude

A dude that upvotes and rides a sick canoe.

You are pulling a canoe dude right now.

by Canoe dude February 22, 2018

oof canoe

(/o͞of kəˈno͞o/)

1. the state of discomfort from the realization that you are in a position of being along for the ride in an unfortunate or difficult situation.

2. a person who has a boat load full of drama.

I'm up a creek without a paddle in an oof canoe.

by Jewals November 7, 2018