BUTTMUNCH

An annoying jerk, kinda like a person who is mean to you ,so you'd call them a buttmunch.

Nathan A. is a buttmunching moron.

by Snot Sergeant April 11, 2004

buttmunch

A man who is a noncomittal source of annoyance while demonstrating a frustrating lack of responsiveness

Brad's slow or non-existant response time makes him a buttmunch.

by Jen June 4, 2003

buttussy

female gouch; see also gouch and machismo

blake strozyk eats buttussy.

by Luke June 1, 2003

buttmunchereatercheater

When you munch on someone's butt then eats someone else therefore being a cheater!

Girl 1: Why did you break up with him?

Girl 2:Well we did it and he was a buttmuncher, but then his "business trip" was to be a buttmunchereatercheater.

Girl 1: :0

by pissed off exgirlfriend August 1, 2011

Magical buttrumpet

A person or person's arse with the ability to fart loudly or buttrumpet at will as if by magic. A finely honed skill of sucking air into the arse to trumpet out.

'Woah, Barry's got a magical buttrumpet!'
'Yea it's incredible'

by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008

Buttmunch

A fag; a homosexual.

1. Hey Buttmunch, get over here and suck me off already.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

Buttsmex

Male anal intercourse. Stories involving buttsmex are usually written by female fangirls for various pairinggs.

"That's a story with some hot buttsmex."

by DXMJUNKIE March 8, 2010