buttcrack

the hole in your butt where poop and diarrhea comes out.

C'mon, let's poke the buttcrack! *POOKEEEE*

by CrazyButt May 11, 2008

buttfuck

a situation in which you buy a product/service online and the company you payed did not provide the product, thus cheating you out of your money for nothing.

I tried to buy some ram and got buttfucked.

by Joebloe November 21, 2002

buttluck

when you need a result which depends on the actions of an asshole, or a butthole.

OR

Sort of the lines of pulling something out of your ass but instead of something... it's luck

that butthole better score that test in 8 weeks or I'm screwed... I'm gonna need some buttluck

I'm gonna need some buttluck to make this happen

by Parth S Patel December 7, 2010

buttfuck

To light your cigarette off of someone else's cigarette. Usually done by annoying faggots who never seem to have a lighter.
Butt, meaning cigarette. Fuck, meaning to steal your lit cigarette end.

Hey, can I buttfuck you? I don't have my lighter handy.

by AshHole11 June 18, 2011

fucking buttfuckers

1. enhances the word 'buttfucker'
2. someone who is more than a buttfucker

both: 'tom is such a buttfucker because he made us loose to the trojan buttfuckers'

by bitch March 12, 2005

buttfucketry

A relatively new term designed to provide a noun for the act of men giving or taking it up the rear. Thought to have been first employed by the notorious "Woodster" in England in 2001.

There's way too much buttfucketry going on around the world nowadays.

by Rampager April 21, 2003

Headlock Buttfuck

Sexual encounter consisting of individual headlocking male or female victim, while another mercilessly buttfucks them. Buttfucking continues until dominant partner is satiated or victim begins to bleed profusely.

Johnathan and his roommate headlock buttfucked an unsuspecting drunk male. It was horrendous, but they all enjoyed it.

Cindy begged her boyfriend and her friend Sarah to headlock buttfuck her until the sun came up... A fortnight later.

by HurtBreak December 17, 2008