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Kristine Bateman

noun.

A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day, and connect with you really well. They're generally pretty good looking, and have a really good personality and are just fun to be around. They can sometimes make you stressed out and make a big deal over little things, but in the end it makes you more attracted to them.
I thought I saw an angel walking down the street, but then I realized it was a Kristine Bateman.
by wannnacruise June 4, 2009
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Bohemian Blowjob

1.The act of having a girl give you a blowjob whilst singing dramatically to the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

2.Bohemian Blowjob- The giving of a blowjob while said recipient is singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of his lungs.
Trixy gave me a bohemian blowjob when she wanted me to sing :/
by RoxanneRosalieCanuSmith September 30, 2010
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bohemia manor

a middle school / high school usually called Bo Manor but also referred to as Hoe Manor, Blow Manor, Keep it on the low Manor
Kyle-“so i’m dating this gilr form Bohemia Manor “

Jake-“ew bro what the fuck that gross you know their called Hoe manor right”

Kyle-“yeah it’s a one time thing then i’m out”
by hoe manor trash <3 June 1, 2018
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botemon

Someone who is acting fruity or gay and has no RESPECT for anyone
person: Damn this hotdog good *takes hotdog and sucks it off*
person 2: BRO YOU A BOTEMON AYOOOOOOO NAH BRO YOU GAY
by NotYuiFromBoondocks May 11, 2021
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boremitzvah

This lecture on the history of ant hills is a total boremitzvah.
by soulwriter December 22, 2009
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Bohemian Clusterfuck

When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.
Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.

The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
by mcporkins October 10, 2011
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