boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

by 4player May 27, 2008

Boringniosis

A contagious dieses that a makes people bored: it first came around in Runcorn 2009, a little girl was diagnosed with the dieses

Danielle: im bored i think im comming down with something
Jordan: i think you have Boringniosis

by Jordan_Loves_Jameelah May 2, 2009

Borking

The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.

"So, any borking going on lately?"

"Once you go Swede you never go back."

by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014

boringer

more than boring.. made by a blonde

Teghan is currently boringer

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Borking

Boor-king (state of being) Messing around, wasting time, fucking off, having a laugh.

"Hey, what you doin' there sittin' on the stairs?"

"Oh, just borking."

by Wes Ferguson July 31, 2005

Borking

means fucking boring, bored as fuck, or any other word you see fit to put there.... i prefer fuck

That Andy Danial is so Borking your gonnna have a murder suicide on your hands here soon.

by the bear jew 117 November 9, 2010