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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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my bitch is a blessing

Hey you this is for you ur the best you make me smile all day im alive just to talk to you and i just want you to know that i love you some much words cant describe it you make me happy and i would like to do the same tell me your wish and i will do it in ur birthday to my lovely blessing
My bitch is a blessing it explains it self having u makes me live<3
by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021
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Daddy’s Blessing

A slang term for cum that is used by a person who refers to their sexual partner as ‘Daddy’.
May I have Daddy’s Blessing? 🥺
by daddys lil slut July 28, 2022
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heavens official blessing

"I love heavens official blessing!!"
"me too!!"
"Lets kiss and have seggs!!"
"hoorayy!!"
by I have a gf bozos April 8, 2023
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Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K
I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.
by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.
Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success
by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024
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