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derf batter

The act of 2 buck naked men in a horny frenzy come together taint to taint and mash them together until the sweat mixes with ass juice forming a burnt buttery looking substance that smells of Axe body spray, Ball sweat and Shit!
By the smell of him, I'd swear he was out making Derf Batter last night!
by Krumpet Puncher October 16, 2015
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Car battery

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers
by no problem bruh August 24, 2017
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Boo Batter

When you get so turned on at the sight of her wearing her slutty Halloween costume you bend bend her over on the spot and rail it till you bust your man batter.
Rachel walked out in her slutty nurse costume. We never made it trick or treating cause I hiked up that skirt and pumped her full of boo batter.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
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used car batteries

Put.
In.
The.
Ocean.
Now.
Bich.
YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME FOR THE USED CAR BATTERIES ELECTRIC EELS
by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021
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batterama

A word to describe a state of previously unknown drunkeness, often experienced on a Monday or Thursday night following heavy vodka consumption at Tiger Tiger.
Shaznay: "what even HAPPENED to you last night?!"

Craterson: "The bouncers chucked me out cos I was proper BATTERAMA"
by Thomizzle June 22, 2009
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batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."
by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005
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