Miss Assmerica

The winner of the Miss Assmerica pageant. The Miss Assmerica pageant is held to determine which contestant has the best posterior and will be crowned Miss Assmerica.

Here she comes, Miss Assmerica!

Oh baby, you should definately enter the Miss Assmerica pageant!

This years Miss Assmerica was stripped of her crown today in light of several allegations that she has not shown her booty to anyone public or private in months.

by chopswood January 9, 2011

assneck

the area between the cock-and-balls/pussy and the asshole

see also taint

i once saw a chick with her assneck pierced

by mofoya May 19, 2003

ASSJERK

Refers to a know-it-all who is an asshole and a jerk.

Shmitty, you are such an assjerk.

by bz93 September 21, 2015

Assberg

Someone who is a real asshole underneath it all.

He may flash you a smile, but once you get to know him he's nothing but a titanic assberg.

by ncopernicus September 25, 2015

Sleep Assnea

When you're a total Ass in your sleep

My boyfriend Elbowed me and pushed me of the bed when he was sleeping,His Sleep Assnea is getting worse

by Sweetmee October 31, 2018

Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

jack assery

Actively behaving like, or possessing the qualities of, a jack ass.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: You know, got drunk, acted inappropriate, pissed in public...the usual jack assery.

by The Dutch Rudder February 26, 2009