Armando

He is a real weird dude. He is short. Every night at this certain time he always gets in sad nigga hours. All the girls that he talks to say they remind them of their lil brother. He ruined the human race one time because he had a one night stand and created a demon child. He runs really fast though. I guess you could say he is a cool dude. No homo or hetero though.

His penis is short but he can go fast , its just like armando

by Bixch December 2, 2018

Armadale

A vodka distilled in Scotlan purchased by Roc-a-fella Records. Ex: Jay-Z, Damon Dash, and Kareem "Biggs" Burks

Give me fifth of that Armadale

by Money Clip May 8, 2003

Mexican Armada

A large group of people living in one small apartment. They always have at least two kids, and generaly make to much noise.

Damn that fucking Mexican Armada upstairs was up all night I barely got any sleep at all.

by husky beaner May 29, 2011

Armageddon

The end of the world

"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"

by kim December 15, 2003

Armed

A descriptive term typically used in the context of describing one's environment and conjunctive to the presence of 'weapons' aka (lads that have mod haircuts, are decked out in pretty green clothing and walking around like the 'big'un'). It is the state of a location, often a pub, club or possibly shopping centre, in which said location is recognised to be unduly abound with lads of weapon-esque demeanour.

*ring ring* > Dan: Hello??
Nick: Hey mate thinking on coming down, what's varsity like?
Dan: Man City match mate, don't bother. This place is armed!

by NickyD86 November 27, 2010

Armadillo Roadkill

the act of providing a quotation in an essay without a proper introduction, which leaves the reader surprised due to the “out-of-nowhere” reference.

Did you read Sally’s essay? Her first paragraph starts with a quote…such an Armadillo Roadkill

by azizy15 November 21, 2011

Armadildo

When a male puts his whole arm into a female genitalia.

Damn! This dude gave Courtney an armadildo!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019