Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
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n. coll. The powers-that-be which created, and are responsible for, Facebook, from its founder on down to the lowliest programmer.
The Zuckerati are responsible for Facebook, the #1 social network on the world wide web, and the biggest time sink since the advent of online chat rooms and downloadable porn.
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Going full Zucker is a non flattering homage to alleged Jazz Guitarist and online forum bully Jaaaaack Zucker whom takes delight in admonishing fellow guitar players in a very immature and futile way while commiting sad and tragic shenanigans.
Going full Zucker is a non flattering homage to alleged Jazz Guitarist and online forum bully Jaaaaack Zucker whom takes delight in admonishing fellow guitar players in a very immature and futile way while commiting sad and tragic shenanigans.
I posted a clip of a rhythm changes and this guy went Full Zucker on me and banned me from the forum
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