yank the jank

An extremely chill way to say 'furiously maturbating'.

Imma go home and yank the jank.
Every Friday night, I find a good 'movie' and go ham yanking the jank.

by Lord_Bolbi69 May 25, 2016

Yank Job

A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.

That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.

My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Yankee 69

When you and another person hold the mesmerizing scent of a Yankee candle up to each others faces for an orgasmic experience.

Friend 1: “Aww dude you gotta smell this candle!”
Friend 2: “This one I got is awesome, let’s Yankee 69!!”

by stonetelephone December 20, 2018

Yankin' Yo Gus

Yankin' Yo Gus is also known as masturbating.

Andy, stop yankin' yo gus!

by DasWonton February 21, 2019

Yankee Killer

A roadway traffic circle intersection, or “roundabout,” when installed in the United States. Intended to ease gridlock at busy intersections, it has become a source of amusement to Europeans (especially the British) who are “gobsmacked” by the apparent inability of Americans to negotiate them. When the Yankee enters the traffic circle, his odds of being mangled in an accident, or at least being perpetually unable to exit the circle, are greatly increased.

Niles Gordon III: You missed your exit again Bob.
Bobcat: Bug off, you limey Brit! Can’t you see I’m stuck in a Yankee Killer?
Niles Gordon III: Rule Britannia!

by Bobcat December 17, 2019

Yank Gravy

Nut. Cum. Semen. Busted from a good vigorous yank.

I blew yank gravy all over my iPad.

My mom found my crust sock and knew I had been filling it with yank gravy.

by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020

Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at work last night so I told my bitch of a boss that I was going to go home and yank the crank

by Soviet Duck November 6, 2020