xander black

is black and stupid. if your name is xander, fuck you.

xander black is black and stupid.

by cum1039489 October 19, 2019

Xander

The pussy name for Alexander

“Oh... Xander... that guy.”

by Alexander_the_Grate April 27, 2020

Xander

A rapist with a small pp who cant decide if he like girls or himself

“Xander is a dumb bitch and should be in jail”

by Gaytyyy October 6, 2020

Xander

Xander, the name of someone who is socially inept, extremely rude, feels the need to constantly work out for the fear of nonacceptance. Xander is usually the name of someone who feels the need to make his Honda Civic extremely loud, and it's still a POS.

John: You see Xander over there man?
Bill: Yeah dude he's such a faggot.
John: No kidding, I'm glad I'm not him.

by MeisterOfYeets November 29, 2018

Xander

A Xander is a pretty useless shit. He is usually called out for being a faggot. A Xander usually is really ugly looking and his breath makes you want to barf. Having one of these as a friend can be very useful. Xander's are almost as tall as giraffes. When encountering a Xander be very cautious they may bite.

Guy: Hey your name is Xander right?
Xander: Ye-
Guy: *Dies* (of nasty ass breath)

by NamTuog February 8, 2019

xanderiod

Having an irrational tantrum, showing similar symptoms to PMS but in tall, black men.

Includes reading too far into things, needing a tiara and causing unnecessary drama at all times

"Eugh, that boy is being so annoying he keeps causing an argument and getting annoyed for no reason"
"He must be on his xanderiod"

by liverpoolfox September 29, 2012

xander anderson

Total fucktard that knows fuck all about hockey.

I Xander Anderson on a NHL Facebook page. fucktard silly fuck salad tosser

by DillpicklesNrice February 23, 2017