Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Miss me with that

When somebody says something stupid, if an ugly person asks you out, or if you almost get hit by something, you say this term.

This fool swung at me and I dodged it like Bruce Lee. I said miss me with that.

by yungT February 18, 2017

miss me with that

when the homie trying to give you koolaid that isnt grape flavered

Man miss me with that orange koolaid

by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019

Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with shallots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot burger, it has shallots!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

He fucked me with a toothbrush

This is when someone gets a wet toothbrush (preferably a vibrating toothbrush) and stick it up their nasty ass coochie hole, and act like their being fucked by a daddy

HE FUCKED ME WITH A toothbrush!!!

by Coochie Police June 1, 2018

rape me with a brick

1.Expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see "fuck a duck" or "shit the bed" 2.Expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. See "holy shit" or "no way"

1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.

by Pimp Masta' C Fly Beautiful July 5, 2006

wanna see me with the hands

a ghetto ass way to ask if someone wants to fight.

"yo cuz, get the fuck out my FACE!"

"Oh yeah, what you sayin' nigga? you wanna see me with the hand, the fucks poppin'."

"wanna see me with the hands"

by abram is mad gay October 9, 2013