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if a frog had wings

This phrase is used to denote the uselessness of the word "if" after the fact. The entire phrase is usually given as "if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped".
From the movie Wayne's World:
Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne: Where exactly did you learn english?
Cassandra: College. And the Police Academy movies.

A modified form appears in the first season of the Drew Carey Show:

Drew: "hey, if a frog had wings... we'd still be screwed, but wouldn't it be cool?"
by MPM68 March 31, 2007
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White Wings

In the wings system, these wings are awarded for having sex with a virgin.
"Have you got your white wings?"
"Of course!"
by denzille May 19, 2005
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bat wings

When you're sweaty, and your sac starts stickin to your inner thighs.
Aw man, I have the worst bat wings right now
by Bobbo February 14, 2003
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pink wings

in the advanced wings set this is getting both red and white wings at the same time.
"There's no way you've got pink wings man! No-one manages that!"
by denzille May 19, 2005
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The Wings System

To earn YOUR Wing, YOU must experience the following:

Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo – Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow – Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent
Mandingo: "Bro, why are you so out of it today, and the fuck is with that grin."
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)
by Silky Johnson ;D December 17, 2012
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Red wings

When you eat a girl out on her period
Evan-what's ur favorite food
Billy-red wings with some ranch
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ethereal wings

A Legend of Zelda Fan-Fiction that has lengthy chapters (espesially the water temple chapter) and awesome characters. It includes vivid detail, awesome humor, and some of our favorite video-game characters. Main characters include, Nozomi, Aiko, Link, Lee, Emiko, and Roy.

Genre:(Fantasy) Action-Adventure/Comedy/Romance

Rating: Teen

Link and all other LoZ characters are liscenced and owned by Nintendo.
Dude, have you read the latest chapter in Ethereal Wings on Lost-Woods?

Yeah, Chapter five? It was like 30 pages long, but worth it because it was hilarious.

I wonder if chapter six will have treefrogs with crossbows, or Nozomi and Link were just kidding about that.
by Nozomi November 6, 2007
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