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veni, vidi, wiki

refers to a Latin sentence "veni, vidi, vici" - "I came, I saw, I conquered" by Julius Caesar - in this case it means "I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia" ("wiki" instead of "vici") and describes a tendency to look for solution to every problem or answer to any question in Wikipedia without considering any other source;
John: That's a nice essay.
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki, bro!
John: Veni-what?
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki. I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia! I just typed the topic and I got all the answers. No library, no sitting with books till midnight. I conquered!
by KurtSteinerPL August 11, 2012
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Wiki-binge

Staying on wikipedia for hours on end, clicking on one linked term to the next, in a type of informational binge. Similar to a youtube trance.
Dasheeki: You still on wikipedia? Didn't you finish your research paper an hour ago?

Rawanda: Girl, I'm goin on a wiki-binge.

Dasheeki: What you need to do is snap out of it.
by NOTMYNECK2 July 27, 2009
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Wiki Drift

A game in which you are at an article on Wikipedia. And you have a goal article. Which is a completely random article that you have to get to by just using the links on the pages. Only played by the l33t.
Dude I so fucking PWN3D at a Wiki Drift tournament last night
by Street Dentist December 6, 2006
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Wikidick

A wikidick is the token douchebag know-it-all posting all over whatever thread you may be viewing. This person loves to correct everything you say down to minute grammar.

Although commonly mistaken for a troll, or a grammar nazi, you'll be happy to know there is now a distinct difference.

A wikidick is someone who achieves superficial satisfaction by stalking threads and correcting any or all posters by way of leeching the popular site "wikipedia."
see also: internet police, grammar police, faggot.

User 1.
I was trying to have a conversation when some troll whore started spamming me. He keeps saying that my understanding of Greek architecture is limited and frankly insulting.

User 2.
That's no troll whore. That's a wikidick who wants to be taken seriously

User 1.
oh...
by Garbad the Coward January 5, 2009
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Wiki editor

A autistic man-child that obsesses over the trivial, and feels the need for power over others.
Everyday conflicts over articles on Wikipedia are the examples one needs. Wiki editors are sometimes good, powerful, virtuous people. This definition is not for those people.
by MuffinJinReturns January 26, 2011
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Church of Wiki

A Glorious Religion Founded In 2008 By The Fantastic And Glorious Mary. Based On Christianity But Highly Influencing Wikipedia As The Place Of Answers (Not To Be Confused With The Bible Which Is The Ultimate Book). Legend Has It That Mary Would Ride Around In A Cart Pulled By A Bike, Preaching About The Religion. She Would Be Seen Wearing A Hanging Basket On Her Head And Long Purple Robes. This Fashion Is Followed By Many Wikapedians Today. Wikipedians Worship In Wikathedrals. The Wiki Theme Tune Is Afterlife By Avenged Sevenfold And Motto "Give Mary Stuff!".
OH Look At That Nice Wiki On Their Wy To The Wikathedral
I Think i Will Join The Church Of Wiki
by Wikiwoooo February 3, 2008
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Wiitard

One who is inept at using the Wii Console
John is such a Wiitard, he thinks the sensor inside the TV
by Sebastiancee July 18, 2007
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