flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

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Irish Leg Warmer

More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.

Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

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peter warmer

Peter warmer.
A little thing we like to call a warmer for your penis!
In the winter times your penis can get very cold n shivel up like a pigs tail.so a peter warmer is the way to go.

Andy: omg bro it's so cold here do you have a spare peter warmer?

Dave : dude you should come prepared but lucky I'm wearing two and u can have one of mine ...

by Natieboi January 28, 2014

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Snow Warmer

6-8oz of hot cocoa + 2oz of rumplemintz... the BEST way to warm your insides during those cold winter months!

I just had a Snow Warmer and this is the first time I can actually feel my hands since we went snowboarding... but I can't feel my throat... is that supposed to happen...??

by nashgirl October 8, 2013

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Bench Warmer

Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.

coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!

vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*

by allmeraMIMI February 5, 2024

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