WAKE WAOW

(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.

M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

Wake Waow

(n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)

No one:

Not a single soul:

Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

Wake apnea

When you snore while your awake

“Is Dave over there sleeping , I can hear him snoring?” -“ shit, Dave got that wake apnea he snores when he’s awake !”

by Vatlc-b March 18, 2023

wake and bake

To smoke dank buds after you wake up after that long night of smokin buds.

play-dough loves to wake n bake.

by bill September 8, 2003

Wake and Cake

For females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up

I was looking super tore up so I wake and caked this morning

by Austin42g August 15, 2010

Wake Dream

Wake Dream is the name of a song by Lime, an NRG music group from the 1980s. It is also a dream, of which your mind is still 'awake'; very much like a lucid dream.

"Hey guys, you wanna listen to Lime?"

"Oh yeah! Hey, what's the name of that song that you like so much?"

"... Wake Dream."

Or,

"Guys, what do you call it when you go right into a dream, without a lapse in consciousness?"

"Uh, that's what they call a 'wake dream', dude. Were you able to influence what happened in the dream?"

"Yeah. And, I knew it was a dream."

"Yup. That's a wake dream."

by Judge Jeremy June 13, 2008

wake and stink

adrains favorite pasttime. wake and bake.

adrian, the king of mids, everymoring thinks, "time to wake wake and stink"

by G-doff February 2, 2009