Tiger Vision

The point of drunkenness where you call upon or text upon your significant other or drunk thang.....

After the club, and a few too many drinks, I had my Tiger Vision going

by ZimmStu February 27, 2010

rectal vision

When the optic nerve in your eye travels though the rectum to your anus and causes you have a shitty outlook on life.

Its not Debbie's fault she's always depressed and bringing everybody down. She has rectal vision.

by Ballard757 January 28, 2011

visivag

1. a condition in which one's (especially a female's) genitalia is momentarily visible due to a lack of underwear

2. the visible genitalia in question

Steve: oh God, Josie's got visivag.
Moesha: Did she think no one would notice?

by lemonice74 June 28, 2010

visiting the flower shop

1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.

Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?

Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.

by overK May 6, 2008

viscosity

How thick something is.

You are very viscous.

by Fred Elliot July 21, 2005

vicious cycle

A bad situation or behavior that is the cause of another situation (or causal chain) which in turn causes the first, bad situation again.

A positive feedback loop in which the result is bad.

A vicious cycle in "The Little Prince":

'I am drinking,' answered the drunkard lugubriously.
'Why are you drinking?' the little prince asked.
'In order to forget,' replied the drunkard.
'To forget what?' enquired the little prince, who was already feeling sorry for him.
'To forget that I am ashamed,' the drunkard confessed, hanging his head.
'Ashamed of what?' asked the little prince who wanted to help him.
'Ashamed of drinking!' concluded the drunkard, withdrawing into total silence.


- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

by dreamlandburns October 17, 2008

Sid Vicious

An achingly beautiful, loving, precious, hilarious, witty, sensitive, underestimated, misunderstood man who left this world too soon and spent most of his short existence in confusion, betrayal, exploitation, manipulation and pain. The real love of his life was the Sex Pistols, not his infamous girl, Nancy Spungen. God rest her soul, but, they were not good for one another, and it is silly to view that torturous entanglement as "love". It was the initiation to the speed train to both of their horrible, unnecessary deaths. My saying this does not make her a bad person, or him a perfect person, it's just simply the truth.

Sid Vicious is a darling, beautiful young man.

by NiniMaria April 23, 2010