The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019

ukranian

the slavic language of the ukrainians, closely related to russian

Truth be told, there are a considerable number of Ukrainian speakers in -- yes -- Brazil.

by azer November 10, 2002

Ukrainified

When ones military vehicle, if left unattended, is seized by a rival faction or nation, usually with the aid of a farmers tractor.

My armored tank got ukrainified.

by DutchIT March 28, 2022

Slava Ukraini

Glory to the heroes!

Person 1: Slava Ukraini!
Person 2: Heroiam Slava!

by Kings Ball Hockey November 4, 2022

Slava Ukraini!

Glory to Ukraine

Ukrainian soldier : Say Slava Ukraine

Russian POW: No
Ukraineian soldeir: Say it or I will shoot you
Russian POW: Slava Ukriani! Slava Ukraini!

by Junkie69420 February 27, 2022

ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

Ukranian combat boots

Classic adidas shoes with three stripes. Usually black or navy blue. As seen worn by volunteer fighters on both sides of the Ukraine front.

I see you're rockin those Ukranian combat boots today.

by Cpt. Nemo March 17, 2019