sloppy torpedo

while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.

i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!

by christopher e. cole February 7, 2005

protein torpedo

Skin Flute

Mr.Sulu was the Protein Torpedo expert on the USS Enterprise, and as such was subjected to several protein torpedo impacts on a regular basis.

by kjhowell March 1, 2009

Torchwood

Torchwood is a spin-off of Doctor Who. It is sorta like CSI: Cardiff only with alien technology. More adult than Doctor Who, it airs on Sundays, 10pm BBC3. Also similiar to the X-Files.

Forensic Guy: "Special Access" they said.
Gwen Cooper: For who?
Forensic Guy: Torchwood.

by PJ360 November 2, 2006

tophalf

Used to describe a women who is into other women, but only the "top half". i.e., boobs.

I like women, but tophalf only.

by top-and-bottom-half July 29, 2009

tomphonery

Useing the phone to call someone about an annoying e-mail you just sent them

Marty likes to send stupid e-mails to Louie and then calls Louie to laugh at it, this is such tomphonery

by Dead Sexy April 3, 2008

Yahweh Torah

Judaism's version of "I swear on the Bible" but instead it's the Jewish sacred texts.

Bruv! Yahweh Torah I didn't kiss that man!! I only had sex with him.

by Big D0$$€R May 23, 2021

Topher

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with Topher is never wasted and never forgotten; it is never enough.

I'm so glad Topher's all mine!

by careohline February 5, 2010