mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

Cookie toes

The sweetest sexiest amazing girl ever generally is always the only person in the world that will teach a heartless person to fall in love w over and over and over again. He has always and will always love cookietoes.

Cookie toes is amazing

by Daone123 April 24, 2022

wiggle your toes

A nursing term used to distract patients from realising they're about to be stabbed with a huge needle.

And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?

by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013

Johnny Ten Toes

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.

"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."

by coopertone December 12, 2019

rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Baby boo tiny toes

A word to say to ur friend if u think they are a : Jakey alpha sweet shy and hot person

Helene-“Hey baby boo tiny toes!”
Taylor-Wassup!

by BABY BOO TINY TOES May 10, 2022