tofu ass

the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

Eat tofu

To perform oral sex on a girl.

When I first met Ling, she was very reserved. But after a few drinks she starting asking me if I liked to eat tofu.

by agentchuck October 7, 2007

tofurkey

1. Tofu molded into the shape of a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having no real turkey fo thanksgiving. Only tofurkey.

2. Gotta get my girl something tofurkey.

by Jamal in d House May 13, 2005

Tofu

A slang word for sex, popular in the Northwestern US and the California coast. Mostly in Asian communities.

Derived from the expression "Selling Tofu", a Chinese euphemism for prostitution

Leah and Benjamin are in the bedroom having tofu.

by Sean-E August 25, 2008

Tofu

a non-existent god/nymph that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Kiwii.

OMG, did you just see that tofu???

by Kiwii Imaginary April 5, 2011

Tomfuckery

Cheating, Doing whatever it takes to get the W without boundries

Coach: Have you seen Brady or Belecheik?
Ball Boy: *Nervously* No Sir
Coach: Hmmmm Something feels off I swear there is some major Tomfuckery about to take place

by GooberPatrol June 12, 2018

tofuck

An insulting word for tofu.

This tofuck is shit!

by Anonymous August 10, 2003