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Gargling toad

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.
Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...
by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018
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True Toaster

A person who exemplifies the core values of Toast; Jim Barber!
Who's a True Toaster?

Jim Barber is, that's who!
by ThaRonster October 19, 2022
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milk and toast kind of guy

A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless
"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
by arisaboss March 1, 2011
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Portugese French Toast

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"
by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012
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dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless
Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.
by damrogers December 10, 2013
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Kremit The Toad

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog
Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!
by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018
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throw a toaster in a bathtub

John throw a toaster in a bathtub. He's dead now.
by hitlerbreastmilk October 13, 2018
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