thomas running

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"

by YaBoiHacker February 2, 2023

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

thomas the train

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thomas the train

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Thomas Brothers

When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”

Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!

by TylerTheDefiler May 7, 2020

Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

Jack Thompson

a FORMER lawyer, and self proclaimed anti video games actvist who waged a one man war against violent video games, and the 1st Amendment. He was disbarred for his behaviour in the courtroom and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone. He never won a single video games related case. Ever.

Jack Thompson is an example of how not to prosecute a case.

Jack Thompson is not the biggest fan of the 1st Amendment

Jack Thompson believes violent video games are the cause of the worlds ills (despite the world being a more violent place prior to video games e.g. World War 1 & 2, Chinese Revolution, Korea, Pol Polts Cambodia ect ect

by Spencer92 August 8, 2012

Thomas Crew

A blond person with long hair, who loves listening to rock music.

Thomas Crew went to the rock concert

by John the great person May 3, 2017