Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 8, 2022

rdmn python

A big dick redneck who prefers to fuck his disabled brother.

Joe: what did you do this weekend?
Dominic: well I gave my bro a RDMN python.

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 2, 2017

python shadow

the large unearing shadow cast by a trouser crease at an unusually acute angle belying a huge monster lying beneath

he must be a porn star with a python shadow like that

by Marteau June 20, 2016

Python Orgy

When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)

Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!

by Baby Gronk January 12, 2024

python

A snake made of 1 and 0 that attacks people.

Ack ree its the python

by mlemingshobe November 1, 2019

Python's cage

Slang for open zipper

Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again

by mysingingbird May 16, 2015

Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.

I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.

by arykosis December 13, 2012